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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
Great Moments in Chess
Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.
Is Shirts vs. Skins really necessary?
Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.
Origin of Moai
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Prisoners remove part of prison wall, use it for playing chess.
"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."
'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'
White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -
'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'
To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.
"Perhaps it will surprise you to learn the following—you've been beaten by your very own wife!"
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'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'
"Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938."
'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'
Computers can beat humans at chess but they still have a ways to go with mixed martial arts.
"You're nervous...? Try playing with a Bishop behind you!"
"I don't know how to tell him but I've discovered Dad and I are playing each other on line."
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"Neither of us has made a dummy move yet. Knock on wood."
The games politicians play.
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'This may be too difficult for her - I think I'll let her win.'
'Time out- brain freeze.'
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