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'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
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'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'
'I wish he'd carry a wallet like everyone else.'
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'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'
'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'
'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'
"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"
"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"
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"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."
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'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'
The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.
'That's right, doctor. My foot is having chest pains.'
Tags:foot, feet, chest, chests, chest pain, chest pains, wardrobe, wardrobes, cupboard, cupboards, phone, phones, phoning, phoned, cellphone, cell, cells, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phones, mobile phone, crush, crushed, crushing, crushes, squash, squashed, squashing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Playing the kazoo is a lot easier on my chest.'
"911? My husband is complaining of chest pains!"
'It's a 'chaist,' dear. Your grandfather has reached the age where his chest and waist have merged.'
'His chest is still very bad. I would take him to a piano recital - it always encourages good strong coughing.'
'Doctor please don't open the window; he specifically asked not to be ventilated.'
"Hmmm..You have a cold front"
Although her doctor had clearly misinterpreted her complaints about her chest, Ethel decided not to press charges.
"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."
'I decided to skip the middleman.'
"Oh I love a man with a hairy chest."
'I've got a pain in my stomach.' - 'That's your chest.'
'When he said his best feature was his hair, I didn't think he meant on his chest, his back and in his ears!'