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'He's doing it again - chewing his cud while I'm trying to putt!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfs, golfer, golfers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, ruminant, ruminants, cud, chew, chewing, chews, off putting, putting off, putt, putting, putts, putted, putter, putters, hole, holes, golf ball, chewing his cud, sick, digestion, digesting, food, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"
"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."
An old shoe in every bag!
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog food, dog foods, shoe, shoes, old shoe, old shoes, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, treat, treats, treating, treated, happy, happiness, appetising, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, ate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trapped in the worst blind date of his life, John Glynn tries to chew his arm off at the shoulder.
Tags:date, dates, dating, dated, dater, chew, chews, chewing, chewed, arm, arms, shoulder, shoulders, bite, bites, biting, bitten, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, desperate, desperation, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, bad date, bad dates, worst date, worst dates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I wish you'd stop trying to gross everybody out."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, jurassic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, dinosaur, dinosaurs, food, eating, chewing, eating with your mouth open, chewing with your mouth open, table manners, manners, etiquette, bad manners, bad etiquette, rude, gross, childish, immature
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
A traffic light says "WALK", then "CHEW GUM" , then "WALK" again, while the nearby pedestrians obey it.
"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, stick, sticks, bread stick, bread sticks, chewing, customer, customers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering
'I think he's a cross between a Labrador, Retriever, a Poodle, and a chow because he retrieves his poo and chews it.'
"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"
Tags:conversation, dawdle, dawdling, cow, cows, chat, chatting, bored, boredom, banal, banality, boring, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chewing, cud, cuds, chewing the cud, literal, literal joke, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, rural, countryside, midwest, cattle, livestock
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"
"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"
Tags:flower, flowers, flower arrangement, flower arrangements, flower shop, flower shops, florist, florists, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, house training, house trained, destructive dog, chewing, dog behavior, dog behaviour, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing
'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
Tags:chewing tobacco, tobacco, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, chew, chews, chewing, dip, dips, dipping, chaw, spits, spitting, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, rbf, hard to read, angry, anger, angers, emotion, emotions, emotional, placid, reassure, reassures, reassurance
"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
Tags:bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, wildlife, urban, urban life, urban living, urban wildlife, urban birds, city bird, city birds, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, feed, feeding, bird feed, bird-feed, feed the birds, feeding the birds, park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, overweight, fat, fatter, eating, comfort eat, comfort eating, regurgitate, chew and spit, modern life, depressed, depression, rock bottom
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
"I see the world as a giant chew toy."
Tags:life philosophy, life philosophies, philosophy of life, philosophy on life, chew toy, chew toys, dog, dogs, pet toy, pet toys, dog toy, dog toys, carpe diem, seize the day, seizes the day, seizing the day, chew, chews, chewing, hobby, hobbies, favorite hobby, favorite hobbies, favourite hobby, favourite hobbies
'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."