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A cow as a lawnmower.
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
"Oh, no dessert for me. I'm still working on my cud."
"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"
'Edgar, are you chewing cud again? I hope you have enough for everyone!'
'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'
Doctor to cow: 'I understand your milking performance anxiety, but I would strongly recommend giving up the tobacco and going back to chewing your cud.'
Cow chewing bubble gum.
"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"