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'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
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chewing gum, chewing gums, bubble gum, bubble gums, chair, chairs, gum, gums, company, companies, tip, tips, janitor, janitors, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, chair, chairs, bad habit, bad habits, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, hygienes, sweet, sweets, candy'You may call it gum on the rim of your wine glass, but in this place, we call it a garnish.'
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
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boss, bosses, chewed out, chewing out, chew out, told off, tell off, telling off, gum, gums, chewing gum, chewing gums, mean boss, nasty boss, difficult boss, harsh boss, angry boss, mean bosses, nasty bosses, difficult bosses, harsh bosses, angry bosses, nasty bosses, mean bosses, difficult bosses, chewed up, corporate culture, corporate climate, office culture, corporate hierarchy, business climate, hierarchy, hierarchies'You swallowed a giant gum ball!? You know that never leaves your system, right?'
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circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, circus performance, circus performances, gumball, gumball machine, gumball machines, chewing gum, chewing gums, clown, clowns, human cannonball, human cannonballs, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt, stunts, demotion, demotions, demoted, demote, demotesBow Wow Bubble Bones
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bone, bones, chewing gum, chewing gums, bubble gum, bubble gums, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog treat, dog treats, treat, treats, canine treat, canine treats, rawhide, rawhinds, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."
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chewing gum, chewing gums, bubble gum, bubble gums, barnacle, barnacles, ship, ships, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, captain, captains, shipyard, shipyards, ship repairs, ship repair, littering, litterer, litterersA few days in the life of pocket lint. . .
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unpopular, popularity, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, lint, lints, pocket lint, pocket lints, lonely, loneliness, desperate, nickle, nickles, gum, gums, chewing gum, chewing gums, bubble gum, bubble gums, hanging out, hang out, excluded, excluded'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'
'Your MRI shows a chewing gum detection center in your brain. That's common among teachers.'