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"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"
'I'm looking forward to Spring: I'm sick and tired of hay, I want fresh grass!'
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."
"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"
"One of the reasons cows aren't used as airline pilots."
"I realized how much time I was wasting chewing my cud, so to get more free time, I bought myself a blender..."
'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'
'I'm stuffed. Guess my eyes were bigger than my stomachs.'
Let's not make this personal!
'Got any cud flavour?'
Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?
Kevin! Kevin! Where are you? My God, I've eaten Kevin... Never name them!
Pfft! Pfft! You eat this s**t?!
Our relationship is a bit like 'Alien vs Predator!'
Aaah! We're doomed! She's got the taste for sap!
"Were you going to say something, or were you just going to chew your cud?"
Hey, she ate my Christmas hat!
'I told the teacher I was ruminating while in fact, I was chewing gum...'
'No Ted, because I now look like 'The Batman' does not easy my pain!'
'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'
How do you do that?