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'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
"... and they never write or visit!"
"Say…. Just what kind of a name is Norbert?"
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, charity, poverty, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owner, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, pet trick, pet tricks, name, names, pet name, pet names
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"Are those noodles?"
"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, compatibility, chemistry, personal, personals, personal ad, personal ads, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., whole grains, health, food, dirt bath, dirt baths, why did the chicken cross the road, crossing, road, roads, unafraid, brave, courage, courageous, looking for mr. right, love, looking for love, searching for love, soulmate, soulmates
"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"
"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, chicken, chickens, chicken farm, herd, herding, driving, free-range, range, free range, freerange, farmer, farmers, farming, livestock, poultry, abilene
A chicken crosses an interstate highway.
"I hardly think it's fair that the 'coming home drunk at dawn bird' gets the worm."
A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
Tags:kentucky fried, ostrich, fast food, fast foods, chicken, chickens, variation, variations, exotic food, exotic foods, ostriches, eat, eats, eating, branch out, branches out, branching out, knockoff, knockoffs, ripoff, ripoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, rip-off, rip-offs, fast food chain, fast food chains
'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'
Tags:plucked chicken, plucked chickens, water drag, water drags, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, swam, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, swimming race, swimming races, swimming racer, swimming racers, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, feather, feathers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, baby chick, baby chicks, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, transitional object, transitional objects, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
Tags:public funding, funding, arts, debate, debates, violence, politics, government, governments, congress, national endowment for the arts, politicians, politicians, artist, artists, art, money, finances, financing, controversy, controversies, defunding, controversial, performer, performers, performance, performances, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, animal, animals, trick, tricks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horn, horns, circus, music, seal of approval, seals of approval, approved
A Wii in a manger
Tags:three kings, king, kings, manger, mangers, jesus, christ, console, consoles, games, game, stables, stable, christmas, xmas, born, birth, saviour, saviours, savior, saviors, sheep, donkey, donkeys, chickens, chicken, nativity, crib, cribs, three wise men, wise men, wise man, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, cockerel, cockerels, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, children, child, baby, babies, childcare, parents, parenting, parenthood, domestic labour, domestic labor, unequal division of domestic labour, unequal division of domestic labor, father, absent father, fathers, absent fathers, gender roles, gender role, responsibilities, parental responsibilities, shared responsibilities, shared responsibility
'We start them working at a young age.'