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"The recipe is simplicity itself. I got it from a Neanderthal."
Although Michael disapproved morally, he had to admit that is was a good price for chicken.
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"
Barbecue with man, cat and dog.
Before saving the pig with her web, Charlotte saved the age old problem of chicken legs.
'So...They got you too..'
Man eating chicken leg seeing chicken on crutches.
'How's the chicken, dear?'
'So...they got you too.'
Aliens using bait to catch a fisherman.
'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'
"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."
"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."