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"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."
'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'
"Crispy, golden brown deliciousness - classic signs of deep fried chicken pox."
'Most of our parents wanted to get it over with.'
"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."
'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'
'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'
'This is a health insurance policy, Mr. Sanders. You're sick.'
"We have a really bad case of spotted groupthink."
"The doctor thinks it's chicken pox!"
'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'
'We've gone viral!'
Old woman who lives in a shoe with sick children.
'What can I get for a man who has shingles?'
'No, but at least now he matches the curtains.'
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Man taking a book entitled; 'Contagious diseases' sees spots radiating from the book onto his arm.
"All the shingles ladies, all the shingles ladies. . ."