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'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
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(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
"If you keep feeding them like that, they'll never leave."
'We start them working at a young age.'
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.
History has long forgotten the rest of the speech.
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine
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"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
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"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"
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"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."
"I was a very fragile kid."
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"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."
'I owe my success to my mother, who egged me on.'
'Forget everything I told you about flying.'
'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'
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"You're free-range when I say you're free-range."
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Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.
"Actually, I crossed the road because the sky was falling over there."
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