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'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'
"You can't tell a dog's intelligence by it's size, however, I do think chihuahuas are stupid."
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"Oh, God! Here comes little Miss Perky."
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"His father came from a family of climbers."
Nervous dog is making his owner shake.
'I miss the days when disputes would resolve themselves in the tabloids.'
'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'
'I just want you to know I've been reading US Weekly and I'm literally ashamed of your behaviour.'
"That's not fair!"
'Poodle or Chihuahua?'
Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.
'They don't want people stepping on me...'
BEWARE OF 'DOG'
"My chihuahua must be somewhere in here...I'm sure I packed him in..."
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"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."
"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."
'Can you believe this? Do we swim in HIS water bowl?'
'So... Who's chasing who?'
How most movies are filmed these days.
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Dog eat dog world - literally!
'I don't like chasing cats - they think I'm a mouse.'
'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'
'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'