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"We've completely child-proofed our home."
"There's child proof and then there's idiot proof."
'Where did you find a jar with a childproof lid?'
"Dr. Garcia say it's important that I take one of these pills every three hours."
'I've adult proofed the computer.'
"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'
"If you can get the top off these you can have them."
"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."