Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'
'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'
'Is that ACME recruitment... The software designer you sent me needs his mummy.'
'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'
Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
Tags:artist, artists, michaelangelo, michelangelo, parents, parent, parenting, artwork, child genius, child prodigy, child prodigies, child geniuses, renaissance art, renaissance artists, sistine chapel, art historian, art historians, child, kids, painters, painting, genius, geniuses, renaissance, catholic, catholicism, drawing, drawings, draw, draws, career, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, jacobean, elizabethan, english renaissance, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent's evening, parent's night, meeting the teacher, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, copy, copies, copied, homework, assignment, assignments, cheat, cheater, cheaters, plagiarising, plagiarizing, plagiarism, too good, suspicious, genius, child genius, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, william shakespeare, shakespeare, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, conference, conference, meeting, meetings, punishments, literature
'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'
Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.
"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."
Tags:baby, babies, parent, parents, memoir, biographer, biographers, biographies, autobiography, autobiographies, childhood, kid, kids, toddlers, family life, family-life, parenting, baby book, obsessive, parenthood, toddler, memoirs, biography, child prodigy, child prodigies, child genius, child geniuses
"It means 'Evan is a miserable cretin times two!' What does yours mean, Albert?"
"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."
Tags:prodigy, prodigies, child prodigy, child prodigies, child genius, child geniuses, young professional, childrens meal, children's meal, children's meals, children's menu, child menu, fancy restaurant, wall street, manhattan, lunch, lunches, business lunch, business lunches, obnoxious, nepotism, nepotistic
"They're in the gifted program."
Tags:gifted program, gifted programs, gift, gifts, gifted student, gifted students, gifted pupil, gifted pupils, student, students, pupil, pupils, parcel, parcels, package, packages, gifted, child genius, child geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, present, presents
"You have to be sensitive to the fact that other children are inferior to you."
Tags:sensitive, sensitivity, child prodigy, child prodigies, prodigy, prodigies, cocky, cockiness, arrogant, arrogance, inferior, inferiority, superior, superiority, superiority complex, hover, hovers, hovering, conceited, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, playground, playgrounds, middle class, middle classes, upper class, upper classes, genius, geniuses, child genius, child geniuses
'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'
'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'
"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."
Tags:psat, p.s.a.t., exam, exams, test, tests, examination, examinations, practice paper, practice papers, practice exam, practice exams, practice test, practice tests, parlour trick, parlour tricks, parlor trick, parlor tricks, student, students, child prodigy, child prodigies, child genius, child geniuses, college application, college applicant, college applicants, university application, university applications
'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'
Tags:math, mathematics, algebra, education, school, schools, student, students, learning, language, languages, chinese, china, mandarin, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, boast, boasts, pushy parent, pushy parents, child prodigy, child genius, daughters, proud, pride, show offs, university, college, high school
"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."
"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."
Tags:elementary school, bad grades, bad grade, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, genius, geniuses, child genius, child geniuses, misunderstood genius, misunderstood genius, child prodigy, child prodigies, fail, fails, test, tests, exam, exams, results, albert einstein
"We're proud that Jeremy is a budding artist. He got 'A' in a class for downloading clip art."
Tags:clip art, clip arts, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, art lesson, art lessons, art class, art classes, education, school report, school reports, download, downloads, downloading, modern education, schooling, grade, grades, proud parent, proud parents, artist, artists, prodigy, prodigies, child genius, child geniuses, clipart
Never mind the next election...
"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."
"The typical arc - child prodigy, boy wonder, flash in the pan."
'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'