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Pharmacist wanted. Must be able to open child-proof bottle caps & read doctor's prescriptions.
"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."
'How come childproof caps only manage to keep adults out?'
"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."
'The Pink Belt? That means I can open a child-proof caps.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'
"You lose! Those can't cut anything."
"There's child proof and then there's idiot proof."
'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'
Look, I just prescribe the stuff. I can't tell you how to open the bottles.
'It's a child-proof cap.'
'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'
"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."
'I've adult proofed the computer.'
'Gee, Mom, none of the other kids are wearing their childproof caps.'
Babies can't open these safety caps...but then, neither can I!
Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'
It's a new electronic child-proof pill container
"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'