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"Now here's all this mythology about how I'm crabby."
Simon Says 'Cross'
"During the next stage of my development, Dad, I'll be drawing closer to my mother - I'll get back to you in my teens."
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"And how does that make you feel?"
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'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'
The psychologist suggests you choose your own punishment. So, do you want your mouth washed out with bar or liquid soap?'
"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"
'Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want.'
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
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A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society
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"You're the 'child psychologist'?"
'Please turn it down - Daddy is trying to do your homework.'
"Abandon all transitional objects here."
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'You'll have to excuse George: he suffers from perfectly normal child disorder.'
'When did you first notice he had The Blues?'
"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"
'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'
"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."
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The problem child (Revised edition).
'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'
"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."
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Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."
'So what's new?' 'Everything.'
"Are you ready to see the Johnson child now, Doctor?"
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