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"Mommy you're perfect!"
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"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."
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"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."
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"We're raising the children as forks."
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"They grow up so slow."
"I thought we had the sort of relationship where 'please' and 'thank you' were implicit."
"There but for the grace of God, go our children."
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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."
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"This is boring. Let's have children."
"Where can I get one of those?"
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"What part of this don't you understand?"
"Sorry fi you think my kids have potty mouths, but they were raised that way."
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"But how will we raise the kids?"
"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"
"Quick! ...Do it now!"
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'Honey, what's the return policy on this baby?'
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'When it comes to the children I believe in light-touch regulation.'
"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."
"What scares me about some of these people is that they have parental tenure on day one."
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"Coyotes? That's weird. I had a normal childhood, brought up by wolves."
"You know, son, you can always ask me anything... if you can't find it on Google first!"
"You sure go to great measures not to spoil your children, Dr. Patterson."
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"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"
' Most recently I've been involved in the manufacture, development, testing and repair of primary bio-components. Kids.'
"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"