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'New rules...the toy has to be big enough that a child can't choke on it, so...'
Look, I just prescribe the stuff. I can't tell you how to open the bottles.
'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!'
'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'
His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'