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"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"
"The government won't let us carry them in front anymore."
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A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.
"We've completely child-proofed our home."
'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'
'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
'He swallowed a warning label!'
'What do you mean we can't have custody of the children?'
'His bark is worse than his bite.'
"... and, of course, optional child-safety locks for the kiddies."
'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'
'Just think - there's a whole wide world out there just waiting for us! All we have to do is get around the parental controls.'
Your Child's Life Depends on It.
Child's Safety Harness
'When you said I mustn't speak to strange people, does that include you and Dad?'
Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.
'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'
Mind that child...
'Gee, Mom, none of the other kids are wearing their childproof caps.'
'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'
Festive Paedo' checks shocker.
If car safety seats had been mandatory when we were kids.
'Babies can't open these safety caps ... But then neither can I!'