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'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.
"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."
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"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
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"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
'Push! That's it. It's just like passing a football.'
'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'
'Congratulations... It's a corporation!'
Maternity Ward - Push Hard.
'Mock if you want, but I feel a connection with my mom.'
'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'
'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'
'He has all of his fingers and toes and, so far...no carbon footprint.'
'My wife gave birth underwater!'
"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."
"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
'This app helps during labor by shouting very creative incentives and demands for retribution.'
"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
"And that's how babies are made."
'Did you Google me before I was born to see if I was going to be a boy or a girl?'
Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.
"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
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