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"Even my childhood dreams were of tax cuts."
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."
"Instagram star? When I was a kid, we wanted to a cowboy or an astronaut!"
"I've always been a loaner. When I was a kid I loaned money to other kids at a high interest rate."
"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."
They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.
Billy strip: wanting to be taller.
'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'
Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.
From the time he was a tiny maggot, tommy dreams of flying .
Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!
At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'
Billy strip: boy bands.
"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"