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"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"
'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'
"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
"Sit tight, kid! You'll get your tooth money. Just as soon as we settle who had dibs."
'Be good! Santa's watching!'
Dating the Tooth Fairy
"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"
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"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."
"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"
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'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'
'...The poor little fairy was just trying to leave you a coin for that tooth of yours.'
"Not just coal from Santa - dirty coal."
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The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.
Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy
"Yeah, it all sounds good until you run out of teeth and have to find a job."
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"He's upset because he just figured out his toys are made in China, and not the North Pole."
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'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'
"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"
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"Watch who you're call irrelevant!"
"Is that a letter to Santa?! Aren't you a little old for that kinda thing?"
"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
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"It's just as good as cash. It's a Tooth Fairy prepaid debit card."
Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.
"Trust me...tooth fairy money is not a reliable source of income."