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'There's that hissing again.'
'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'
As monsters under the bed go, Bill was a nice guy.
"In former times the kids were scared to death when I came out of their closet...nowadays when I see the stuff kids are playing on their computers I'm the one who is scared to death!"
'...but if you are naughty you will end up covered in a secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.'
'Under-the-bed monsters are pretty standard. We can remove it, but that'll void the lifetime warranty.'