Childishness Cartoons and Comics

"Don't make me come down there."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."

"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."

"Give me a break, Doctor."

"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."

"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."

"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."

Manchild Crossing

"Martin and Rusty are virtually inseparable."

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

"She asked for a divorce, but I outsmarted her and ran into the next room."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

(You're cutting in and out.)

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"