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"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
Tags:1 corinthians 13:11, bible quote, bible quotes, new testament, gospel, gospels, sunday school, sunday schools, bible teaching, bible teachings, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, childishness, childish ways, pub, pubs, bar, bars, growing up, rites of passage, growing pains
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, baby chick, baby chicks, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, transitional object, transitional objects, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"Give me a break, Doctor."
Tags:get well soon, clown, clowns, clown nose, clown noses, red nose, red noses, laughter is the best medicine, clown doctor, clown doctors, fed up, overkill, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, professionalism, unprofessional, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, hospital clowning
"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."
Tags:book club, book clubs, reading club, reading clubs, reading group, reading groups, coven, covens, witches' coven, witches coven, witch, witches, secret group, secret groups, getting older, getting old, middle age, maturity, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, school friend, school friends
"A woman ran in, stripped naked and threw candy all over, causing a bottleneck in accounting."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, workplace discrimination, accounting, accountant, accountants, accountancy, ogle, ogling, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, gawk, gawky, unprofessional, professionalism, sexist, glass ceiling, the glass ceiling, candy, sweets, distraction, distractions, distracting, bottleneck, bottlenecks
"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, christmas wish, christmas wishes, mall santa, mall santas, inappropriate, inappropriateness, girlfriends, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, shiksa, shiksas, white people, white girl, white girls, christmas list, christmas lists, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, asking too much, unexpected, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness
Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.
"Preparing for another day nursing?"
"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."
Tags:controlled crying, childish, childishness, crying, tantrum, tantrums, tantrum throwing, tantrum thrower, tantrum throwers, donald trump, president trump, trump presidency, trump administration, white house, secret service, bodyguard, bodyguards, parenting technique, parenting techniques, parenting strategy, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness
"Martin and Rusty are virtually inseparable."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, best friend, best friends, inseparable, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, women talking about men
Rolling out the red carpet.
"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"
Tags:bellboy, bellboys, tip, tips, hotel, hotels, posh hotel, posh hotels, expensive hotel, expensive hotels, hospitality, bag cart, bag carts, bag trolley, bag trolley, hospitality industry, take advantage, taking advantage, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bellhop, bellhops, room service, good service, customer service, rich person, rich people
"She asked for a divorce, but I outsmarted her and ran into the next room."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, divorce, separation, split, break-up, breakup, breaking up, break up, break-ups, break ups, denial, in denial, childish, childishness, avoid, avoidance, avoiding the issue, avoiding the problem, outsmart, outsmarted, refuse to accept, end of the marriage, men, man
"I feel like we're finally making progress."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, puppet, puppets, hand puppet, hand puppets, puppeteer, puppeteers, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, progress, making progress
"The labor market is awaiting you!"
Tags:graduate, graduation, graduations, graduating, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, scared, fear, trepidation, privilege, privileges, privileged, growing up, labor market, labour market, the labor market, the labour market, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, real life
(You're cutting in and out.)
Tags:telephone, telephones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone signal, phone signals, bad signal, bad signals, bad phone signal, bad phone signals, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, trampoline, trampolines, intermittent, signal, intermittent signals, excuse, excuses, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
"All right, everybody, recess is over!"
Tags:business, management, office, executives, personnel, psychology, childishness, children, education, elementary, leisure, games, recess, boss, bosses, upper management, screw around, screws around, screwing around, mess around, messes around, messing around, leisure time, lunch hour, lunch hours, free time, teacher, teachers, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, mankoff
"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"
Tags:skateboard, skateboards, skateboarding, skateboarder, skateboarders, skater, skaters, skating, skater boy, skater boys, cool, being cool, cool kid, cool kids, show off, show-off, showing off, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, teen, teens, teenager, extreme sport, extreme sports, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, tax avoidance, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax liability, crimes, white collar crime, white collar crimes, tax sheltering