Childless Cartoons and Comics

"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."

"We're a traditional gay couple – we don't have kids."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

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"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

"You can't dismiss the crushing burden of our national debt just because you don't have kids!"

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."

'Don't stare, woman. They're one of those poor, sad, childless couples.'

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Children.

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Believe it or not, some people don't want kids."

World's greatest dad. Worlds greatest sterile guy.

We were so busy debating childcare options we didn't find the time to have a baby.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"We used to tell people we were childless by choice until we found they're less judgmental if we blame it on fertility problems."

Rent a womb.

'Our job would be a lot easier if there were more childless couples in this school district.'

'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'