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"If he wakes up, you can give him a Martini."
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
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"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"
'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'
"The firm has invested a lot in it's 'family friendly' policies. We bought that box. If you stand on it you can see your child being put into it's nursery."
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"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."
"I take my babysitting job very seriously."
"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."
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"The wife thinks he's at summer camp."
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"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."
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"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."
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'I don't know what it is Red Riding Hood, but I'm never happy leaving your grandma with the kids.'
'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
"Gimmicks and giveaways. How does your mom get babysitters?"
"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"
"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"
'I'm afraid we couldn't afford to keep the au pair any more, so Uncle Keith's going to look after you from now on.'
"They were no trouble at all, Mr. Felton."
'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'
'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'
'Why did you drop her in church today?'
'But why did Mary and Joseph take Jesus to Jerusalem?'
'We should start a family soon while your parents are young enough to look after them...'
'Count the kids.'