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'I can't get the childproof cap off.'
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
'How come childproof caps only manage to keep adults out?'
"Wouldn't be my first choice for birth control, but it'll definitely help."
'Why on earth do they put arthritis pills in bottles we can't possibly open?'
'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'
"No, it's not the safety cap that's stuck!
"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."
'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'
'It's a child-proof cap.'
'Where did you find a jar with a childproof lid?'
"Dr. Garcia say it's important that I take one of these pills every three hours."
McWit's Childproof Drugs
'Tommy, please come and open this child-proof bottle for me...'
Babies can't open these safety caps...but then, neither can I!
'He can trash fourteen campgrounds in a single night but sits helpless before a child-proof cap!'
"I never see you wearing a cap. Do you have to press down while turning to get it off?"
"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."