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The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."
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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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The Okey-Cokey Company
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
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'...Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill spent hours telling the insurance man, it wasn't a pre-existing condition.'
"I'll come home,but I'll be damned if I'll wag my tail behind me."
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"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
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"So, you've been working on the railroad all the live long day. Any other recent experience?"
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"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."
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To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...
"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."
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'We sure do. . . we have birds, patriotic, dogs, national parks, singers from the old south. . .'
"Mr Macdonald...we're issuing your farm with this Executive Injunctive Environmental Infringement Order."
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'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'
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"Yes, we are disciples and no our names are not John, Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt."
"I started a new diet."
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'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'
He's got a few aliases, Jack B. Nimble . . . but his real name is John . . .John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Humpty Dumpty as a young egg.
King in counting house counting on his fingers.