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"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."
'How about best two out of three?'
'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'
'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I can't Take it Anymore!'
Child complaining while his mother putting on total 'son' block.
'I fell down and broke my crown.'
"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."
'I don't know where he's been going, but I get the feeling he's up to no good.'
"It's 11.30pm Do you know where your children are? Do you care?"
"The kids just played quietly all night, like kids do."
Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
'They lived happily ever after? They ust have seen a really sharp pre-nuptial agreement lawyer.'
Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.
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Hermione and Paris Hilton team up for a new reality show.
The reason I produce children's tv I hate 'em I want to belittle and humiliate them as much as I can get away with.
Boy in swimming pool turns into a fish.
"Why should I listen to you? What experience do you have for raising kids other than me?"
"Always throw in a few extra pieces, it drives the safety conscious parents crazy"
"If only my parents would take care of me and then leave me alone."
A chaos of kids
"Hi! I've just moved in next-door. Have any parents my age?"
Tags:new neighbour, new neighbours, new neighbor, new neighbors, next-door neighbour, next-door neighbours, next-door neighbor, next-door neighbors, new to the neighborhood, introduction, introductions, kids, kid, child, childrens, childhood memories, parent, parents, parent friends, adult friendship, adult friendships, making friends, make friends