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The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty
"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
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"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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"Where do you see yourself in five potatoes?"
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"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
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"I'll come home,but I'll be damned if I'll wag my tail behind me."
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"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."
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'Jack not so nimble.'
To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...
"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."
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'The police report says that he had a great fall... but I'm going to run some tests.'
'Mom' Goes the Weasel
"Jack, when we get down the hill, let's put the pail up for auction."
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"Mr Macdonald...we're issuing your farm with this Executive Injunctive Environmental Infringement Order."
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"Yes, we are disciples and no our names are not John, Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt."
'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'
'If one more person says 'with an OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE', I'm going to go bonkers!'
'Do you expect me to run away with a PLASTIC spoon?'
Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'
'We lived in a shoe until the landlord gave us the boot.'
Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'