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"He refuses to talk and he never listens."
Tags:couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counseling, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples therapy, couples therapist, couples therapists, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, counselor, counselors, therapy, therapist, therapists, relationship difficulties, relationship issues, pun, puns, visual pun, visual puns, wordplay, bad communication, bad communicator, childrens toy, childrens toys
Trump world paper dolls: you decide who spends time in the barrel! Big collusion! Big fun!
Tags:paper doll, paper dolls, childrens toy, childrens toys, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, collusion, russian collusion, turn in the barrel, impeachment, impeach, impeached, mike pompeo, pompeo, bill barr, william barr, barr, rudy giuliani, rudy, giuliani, trump apologists, trump apologist
Selfie stick for a nose
Evolution of the Troll.
"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
Tags:child, chidren, daughter, daughters, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, childrens toy, childrens toys, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, bear attack, bear attacks, disembowelled, disembowel, disembowels, torn to pieces, tear to pieces, dark humour, dark humor
"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"
"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."
"What a lousy creation myth!"
"Let's try leaving the ears in when she's talking to you."
Tags:marriage counselling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors therapy, therapist, therapists, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, counselor, counselors, communication issues, communication problems, communication, mr potato head, ear, ears, removable ears, listen, listens, listening, listener, listeners, bad listener, bad listeners, good listener, good listeners, toy, toys, childrens toy, childrens toys
"No tan lines"
'Bears are carnivores!'
"What if this is all there is."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, nightmarish, garish nightmare, dreamscape, garish dreamscape, garish, rainbow, rainbows, rainbow land, cuddly toys, cuddly toy, childrens toys, childrens toy, beloved childrens toys, bears, bear, uncanny, otherworldly, all there is, scary kids toys, scary childrens toys, 80s childrens toys, 90s childrens toys, nostalgia
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
"Ken & Barbie: It's Complicated"
"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"
Tags:teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, childrens toy, childrens toys, toy, toys, hug, hugs, hugging, huggers, personal space, invading personal space, famous movie lines, famous film lines, famous movie quotes, famous film quotes, you talking to me, tough guy, tough guys, mirror, mirrors, practicing, practice
Toys for Tots
Tags:toy shop, toy shops, toy store, toy stores, toys, toy, kids toy, kids toys, childrens toy, childrens toy, kids' toy, kids' toys, children's toy, children's toys, parent, parents, parenting parenthood, new parent, new parents, kid, kids, children, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, tot, tots, trade, trading, trade off, trade-off, barter, bartering, exchange, exchanging, upsell, upselling, up-sell, up-selling
"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."
"You're always treating me like a baby."
Tags:snakes, treating, treatment, reptiles, pythons, rattle snake, desert, rattlesnake, rattlesnakes, rattler, rattlers, rattle snakes, rattle, rattles, baby, babies, infant, infants, children's toy, children's toys, childrens toy, childrens toys, python, shoddy treatment, infantalize, infantalizing, infantalise, infantalising, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension
'I'm afraid you have a full blown case of being full blown.'
Mr. Latke Head.
Rapid Reaction Man
The Little Banker Bonus Pack
Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.