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'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'
'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'
'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'
'So how long have you had teenage children?'
'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'
'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'
Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'
Parents' social calendar and kids' social calendar.
'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters, blind mice with carving knives... I can't Take it Anymore!'
'No Timmy, this gentleman is not homeless: He is a slug...'
'Believe me honey - YOU don't need to do the pelvic floor!!'
Woman discovers she is pregnant, and wonders if peeing on her lottery ticket will give her the same good luck.
'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'
Oh my God...My kid could be like that!!
'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'
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'... and I'll have the child's plate hamburger, the child's plate chicken sandwich, the child's plate hot dog, the child's plate spaghetti.. the child's plate...'
'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'
'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'
'I remember when all this was school fields.'
'This is where my dad goes to seed.'
'We're having fish sticks for supper.'
'How many times do I have to tell you? No galloping with scissors!'
'I'm not fat, am I?'
Drinks Dispenser Baby Dispenser.
'COME BACK..I NEED TO PUT YOU ON!!'