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'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
"My doctor told me to take it easy."
"I've been getting in touch with the puppy in me."
A jockey rides a pool toy.
Tags:pool toy, pool toys, jockey, jockeys, horse, horses, horse rider, horse riders, race, races, racer, racers, competitive, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, competing, athlete, athletes, athletic, attitude, attitudes, chill out, chills out, chilling out, relax, relaxes, relaxation
This Year's Spa
"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."
"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"
Tags:summer people, summer person, summer home, summer homes, rent, rents, rental, rentals, rental home, rental homes, vacation, vacations, vacation home, vacation homes, vacationing, monster, monsters, haunt, haunts, haunted house, haunted houses, summer, autumn, seasonal change, relax, relaxes, relaxing, tourist spot, tourist spots, quiet down, quiets down, quieting down, chill out, chills out, chilling out, calm, calms, calm down, calms down, calming down
'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'
Go with the flow.
Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.
Bro of Frankenstein
Tags:frankenstein, bro, bros, parody, parodies, film parody, film parodies, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, frat brother, frat brothers, frat bro, frat bros, beer, beers, hang out, hangs out, hanging out, chill out, chills out, chilling out, slacker, slackers, dorm, dorms, dorm room, dorm rooms, classic film, classic films, frat, frats, fraternity brother, fraternity brothers
It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.
"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."
Tags:video conference, video conferences, video conferencing, intercom, intercoms, secretary, secretaries, chat, chats, chatting, business call, business calls, business calling, manager, managers, management, video chat, video chats, conference call, conference calls, casual friday, casual, chill out, chills out, chilling out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, office assistant, office assistants
'That's Frank's lazy eye.'
'When are you going to learn to relax?'
"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."
Tags:incompetents, yards, suburban, vacations, leisure, marriage, relationships, vacation, vacations, vacation spot, vacation spots, holiday, holidays, holidaying, staycation, staycations, stay home, stays home, staying home, relax, relaxes, relaxing, chill, chill out, chills out, chilling out, mankoff
Slow News Day
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
Tags:walk, walks, walking, lazy, laziness, lazy bones, bone idle, idle, idleness, dog, dogs, dog walking, dog walker, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, couch potato, couch potatoes, exercise, exercises, exercising, sloth, laze, laze around, lazing around, pet, pets, chill out, chills out, chilling out, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, deliberate misinterpretation, deliberate misinterpretations, watching tv, watch television, watching television, aerobic activity, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidance
Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.
'You should learn to relax, Doris!'
Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
Tags:slack, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, couch potato, couch potatoes, brain, brains, lazy, laziness, relax, relaxes, relaxing, preference, preferences, prefer, prefers, chill out, chills out, chilling out, life of leisure, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, fitness, physical fitness, gym, gyms, gym membership, gym memberships, gym member, gym members
On the Seventh Day
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, rest, rests, resting, genesis, creation story, creation stories, bible story, bible stories, seventh day, day of rest, days of rest, sunday, sundays, bbq, bbqs, grill, grills, grilling, relax, relaxes, relaxing, chill, chill out, chills out, chilling out, god, god the father
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'
If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'