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Chinese Novel Cookie
'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'
"I'd like a dozen thousand-year-old-eggs. Extra large."
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'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'
'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'
'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'
"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."
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"They won't work!!!"
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"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"Don't mind him....that's a win-ton."
NO Damn Silverware...Authentic Chinese Cuisine
"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."
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"Aldo... promise me you'll order our dessert in Italian, too!"
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"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."
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Annual White House Easter Egg Roll Contest
No fortune cookies today due to fortune cookie writers' strike.
'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'
'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'