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"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'
'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'
'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'
'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'
Vampire sits beneath a sign that says acupuncture
'Personally, I think this acupuncture lark is highly over-rated.'
'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'
Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.
'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'
"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."
Chinese herbal medicine lady - Sum Ting Wong.
"My diagnostics confirm you are suffering from all nine parasitic worms! I'm unsure whether to use acupuncture, herbs or take you fishing and use you as bait!"
"...and the more you puncture, the more endorphins will be released."
"It's either the worst case of measles I've ever seen or excessive cupping."
"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."
Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.
'Okay, you can get dressed again now, Sir...'
'I have a feeling I've been bred for the dumbass Chinese market.'
'You have too much yin, so I'm going to give you some yang.'