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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'
"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.
"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."
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'I'm sure it was one of those big-city types, Wendell! Just look how he chewed the memory chip outta his PDA so he could make an escape!'
"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."
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Potato in the Fun House sees himself as a Chip.
Betting With Cow Chips.
'Would you like microchips with that?'
The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries
'What on earth are you doing?'
'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'
'I said French Fries.'
Cow Chips Happen,
'Once again, I fold.'
'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'
'I'm sensitive to environmental issues. Sell all of my blue chip stocks and get me into green chip stocks.'
Golf puns - Delivery Service
'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'
Unsuspecting Fry at Burger Meadows
"You never did get rid of that chip on your shoulder did you Jenkins?"
"When I recommended you give him a more varied diet, I didn't just mean all 12 varieties of Fatsnax Crispy Treats."
Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111