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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
Tags:selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involved
'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'
"We're chipmunks, Ronald. Would you please stop referring to this as 'squirreling' it away
Saving for Retirement.
"I found some more acorns today."
Tags:acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy
"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, chipmunk, chipmunks, squirrel, squirrels, game, pests, rodent, rodents, varmints, prey, hunting, teases, teaser, teasers, taunts, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, tease, teasing, taunt, taunting, extra crispy
"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."
"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, blood sport, blood sports, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, taxidermy, trophy head, trophy heads, rodent, rodents, rats, rat, mice, mouse, chipmunk, chipmunks, squirrel, squirrels, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, bragger, misconception, lazy, laziness, cheat, cheater, cheaters
'No! You can't sublet to a chipmunk!'
Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.
'Lets have a look at that duck call, Al.'
'Looks like housing starts are up.'
'Thanks for the heads up!'
Trouble in the garden
Saving for Winter.
"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."
'Looks like a chipmonk.'
'Now, while it's still fresh in your mind tell me again how big was that chipmunk that attacked you.'
"Honestly, Richard, couldn't you have just asked for a takeout box?"
Tags:chipmonks, chipmonk, animals, animal, food, eat, eating, restaurants, restaurant, takeout, takeouts, take-out, take-outs, take out, take outs, married life, married couple, husbands, husband, wives, wife, married, marriage, dinner, chipmunk, chipmunks, takeout box, takeout boxes, takeaway box, takeaway boxes
"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."