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"I'm going to call it zero."
Tags:wheel, wheels, sculpt, sculpts, sculpted, sculpting, sculptor, sculptors, zero, zeroes, stone, stones, invent, invents, inventing, invented, inventor, inventors, stone age, stone ages, chisel, chisels, chiselled, chiselling, mathematics, maths, math, number, digit, digits, numbers, counting, counts, counted, count, call, calls, calling, called
"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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"My next big project is brakes."
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Sculptor stand off.
'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.
"That's the patent number."
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Nursing Notes before the computer.
Nursing Notes before the computer.
'It's the next big thing.'
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'My collected stories.'
"I just invented the blog!"
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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'
"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."
Tags:pretentious, pretentiously, sculpt, sculptor, sculpted, sculpting, statue, statues, abstract, abstract art, art, arts, culture, cultured, artist, artists, artistic, artistically, studio, studios, chisel, chiselled, chiselling, mean, meaning, aesthetic, aesthetics, something to say, communicate, communication, communicated, bad communication, bad art, rude
"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"
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Media vs Literature: Influence on the Human Mind
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Sculptor sculpts an easel
'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'
Surgeon chiselling at a patient.
How Arthur really became king.
'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'
'Pass my Mallet.'
'Hey Michelangelo why not use a smaller mallet and a bigger chisel?'