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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
Tags:mint, mints, sweets, candy, chocolate, melting chocolate, senior, seniors, ageing, getting old, getting older, pensioner, pensioners, deterioration, deteriorating, out of date, best before, date, use by date, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
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Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
Tags:valentines day, valentine's day, single, alone, lonely, loneliness, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate box, chocolate boxes, box of chocolates, gift giving, sweetheart, sweethearts, bitter, bitterness, takeaway, impatient, impatience, would you like a bag, shopping bag, shopping bags, greed, greedy, feb 14
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'
Magical box of chocolates.
Tags:food, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolate, box of chocolates, chocolatier, chocolatiers, confectionery, confectioneries, confectioner, confectioners, candy maker, candy makers, candy making, sweets, candy, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, christmas, disappearing, disappeared, eating, magic, magical, delicious, tasty, addicting
'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."
'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'
Easter Venn Diagram
Tags:jack sprat, jack spratt, dietary restriction, dietary restrictions, restricted, diet, diets, gluten free, gluten, msg, chocolate, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, kosher, artisanal, artisan, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, organic, fad, fads, fad diet, fad diets, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, overzealous, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, lose friends, losing friends
"How is Kayli going to be class president if she won't disclose the contents of her lunchbox? How much chocolate is she hiding?"
Tags:class president, school president, school, schools, election, elections, elect, disclose, discloses, honesty, honest, honestly, president, presidents, hiding, hide, secret, secrets, realistic, chocolate, winning, votes, vote, voted, ballot, ballots, high school, high schools, politics, political, political
'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'
'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'
"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
Rococo breakfast cereal.
Rowing - Eights / After Eights.
Tags:seder, seders, passover, passovers, passover seder, judaism, jewish, jews, jew, torah, torahs, candy, candies, chocolate, chocolates, parody, parodying, alternative, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrates, celebrate, hebrew, feast, feasts, represent, represents, representing, symbol, symbols, symbolism, food, foods, religion, religions, home, family, families, shpasik, jtoons
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+