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"The power bars are a hit, but it seems no one wants the responsibility bars."
"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
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'How now, brown cow?'
Pick Me Ups.
'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.
"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"
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"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."
"Wait! I'm not trying to sneak in! I want to buy a ticket!"
"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"
"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."
The Dawn of Woman
'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'
Tags:bird, birds, bird poo, bird poos, bird poop, bird poops, bird dropping, bird droppings, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird baths, bird-bath, bird-baths, garden ornament, garden ornaments, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, candy bar, candy bars, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, chocolates
'Oh, great. Another bar fight.'
'If you can see any candy bars, get the kind with almonds for our fiber requirements.'
'. . . How long have you been on to me?'
'Go see if they have my favorite candy bar, Billy. . . they were all out of them yesterday.'
Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.
"How will we work it off by taking the stairs? We work on this floor."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, snack, snacks, snacking, junk food, fast food, vendor, vendors, candy bar, candy bars, candy, candies, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness regime, fitness regimes, exercised, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
'There's a house on the next street handing out full size chocolate bars!'
"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."
"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."
'I usually discourage high-fat foods, Mr. Hall, but in your case, a Good Humor bar is in order.'
"Stupid, Stupid Child-proof candy wrappers!"
Tags:vending machine, child proofing, child proof candy wrappers, safety, frustration, candy, snacks, fat kid, bad kid, fatso, candy bar, junk food, chocolate bar, chips, pop, soda pop, children, food, fattening food, overweight, obese, sweets, vendor, candy machine, childhood obesity, child, kid, young, boy
"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"