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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'
They must be good chocolates for six bucks a box.
'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'
"Over Christmas vacation I found a box of chocolates on top of the refrigerator. I ate 15 not knowing that they contained liqueur. I got very drunk and stumbled from room to room, puking on everything."
"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"
'Thanks, but you know I prefer chocolates.'
'The ones with teethmarks are the hard centers.'
"Take two of these and call me in the morning!"
'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'
'Would you like a chocolate? The ones with teethmarks have hard centers.'
'What do you think you're up to?'
'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'
'I'm putting the leftover Halloween candy into the Valentine's box.'
"It's just the instruction manual. The candy's down in the truck."
'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'
Chocs - once open consume in ten seconds.
"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."
"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."
"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."
"They're milk chocolate with diet pill centers."
"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."