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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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Chocolate Lovers' Leap
'The witch is dead.'
A feast in a hospital bed.
'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'
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"Another birthday victim, chief! Looks like the work of the killer chocolate cake!..."
'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'
"Vegetables may be good for my body, but my soul craves chocolate."
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'We brought chocolate cake for tonight.'
'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'
"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."
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"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"
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'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'
"Is it chocolate or beans disguised as chocolate?"
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"You have to order an egg substitute? How about chocolate cake?"
'Acorns or chocolate cake?'
"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."
'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'
"At least Trading Standards can't complain..."
How Santa became Fat and Jolly.
"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"
"I'd like seconds!"
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'I take it I'm a person of interest?'
"Now that I have you all here..."