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"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"
'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."
"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."
"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."
'No one else likes chocolate chip pizza!!'
Santa Claus does not exist - Satan
"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"
'How many times have I asked you not to slam that door?'
'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'
'You're one tough cookie, Mrs Brinnon. But you do have a few chocolate chips missing.'
"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"
"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."