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She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
"It'll have to be either chicken noodle or vegetable beef -- We don't have any chocolate soup."
"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"
Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,
'The chocolate moose?'
'The dress is by Emanuel and the figure is by Cadbury...'
'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"There is some evidence that flavonoids in chocolate can have some health benefits but I'm not able to prescribe Easter eggs on the NHS."
"Valentine's Day is just another example of the chauvinism of a patriarchal society dominated by MEN! It's STAGGERING that MEN think a card and gift makes amends for 364 days of trivialising and PATRONISING us. You can SHOVE your card!"
"This is what you call doing what you love."
"Mom told us to make the pizza tonight...the toppings are M&Ms and chocolate syrup!"
"It's true that there is some evidence that the flavonoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation but that doesn't mean I can give you a prescription for Easter eggs."