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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
"It'll have to be either chicken noodle or vegetable beef -- We don't have any chocolate soup."
"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"
'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'
"This is what you call doing what you love."
"Mom told us to make the pizza tonight...the toppings are M&Ms and chocolate syrup!"
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"
"Valentine's Day is just another example of the chauvinism of a patriarchal society dominated by MEN! It's STAGGERING that MEN think a card and gift makes amends for 364 days of trivialising and PATRONISING us. You can SHOVE your card!"