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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"
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As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.
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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'
'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'
Magical box of chocolates.
Tags:food, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolate, box of chocolates, chocolatier, chocolatiers, confectionery, confectioneries, confectioner, confectioners, candy maker, candy makers, candy making, sweets, candy, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, christmas, disappearing, disappeared, eating, magic, magical, delicious, tasty, addicting
"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"
"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."
'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'
Easter Venn Diagram
'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'
Rowing - Eights / After Eights.
"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'
'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'
'This ice cream tastes like *@#!'
"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"