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'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
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'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
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In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
The Heimlich Maneuver
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'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
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'I have no idea why your throat hurts, but what I can do is write you a small fortune in prescriptions to help mask the symptoms.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.
"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
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'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'
'I choked on a vitamin tablet.'
'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'
Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.
"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."
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"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."
Tags:doctor, medical, health, injury, dr. dr, s office, doctor's office, blood pressure, medical assistant, medical assistant, nurse, nurse's aid, doctor's aid, extra crispy, health care, health, check up, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctors, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, strangle, strangles, strangling, choke, chokes, choking
"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
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"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
"You're right—they did charge you for the Heimlich maneuver."
Tags:restaurant, eating out, dining out, choke, choking, heimlich maneuver, free bread, free water, bill, bills, paying the bill, receipt, receipts, checking the bill, checking the receipt, overcharge, overcharged, overcharging, over-charge, over-charged, over-charging, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, waiting staff, catering staff, tricked, trickery, underhand, under-hand
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
"Sorry we were too late. We found this lodged in the cat's throat."
'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon