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'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
Tags:emergency, emergencies, defibrillator, defibrillators, clubhouse, clubhouses, choke, choking, choked, chokes, golf, golfing, golfed, golfs, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf club, golf clubs, golf ball, golf balls, priority, priorities, in the bleachers
'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, choke, chokes, choked, choking, slow, slows, slowness, too late, behind, miss, misses, missing, missed, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, large bat, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
"He was doing just fine till he choked on one of those flexible straws."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, icu, intensive care unit, i.c.u., death, choking, choked, straw, straws, plastic straw, plastic straws, flexible, drinking straw, drinking straws, drink, drinks, drinking, bad news, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dead husband, dead husbands, widow, widows, mourning, grieving, bereaved, hospital food, hospital meals, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
Tags:pregnancy, baby, babies, craving, cravings, crave, craved, unnatural, strange, strangle, strangling, strangles, strangled, strangling, choke, choking, chokes, choked, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, husband, husbands, wife, wives, confess, confessing, confessed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.
'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'
"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'
'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.'
'This next tune goes out to anyone who's ever choked on a steak bone.'
Collegiate dirt polo.
'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'
'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'
Bears going water skiing.
'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'
'First there's a sort of wheezing and hacking. Then I hear a horrible gagging noise and suddenly, right on the two yard line, he coughs up the ball.'
'Looking for this? Now let's talk about that train set you didn't bring.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, cookie, cookies, choke, choking, choked, chokes, milk, glass of milk, christmas, christmases, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, gift, gifts, tortured, tortures, trade, traded, trades, bribe, bribes, bribed, bribing, child, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'
Tags:wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestled, heimlich maneuver, heimlich manoeuvre, heimlich maneuvers, heimlich manoeuvres, life saver, life savers, life saving, choke, chokes, choking, choked, pin, pins, pinning, pinned, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Due to their strength and quick reflexes, trained boa constrictors are now used by many restaurants to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
'There it is! OK, now we can resume the game. ...Oh, and by the way, Randy, nice spike.'
Tags:volleyball, volley ball, player, players, spike, spikes, spiked, smash, smashed, smashing, volley, volleys, volleying, volleyed, ball, swallow, swallows, swallowed, swallowing, swallower, swallowers, heimlich manoeuvre, choke, chokes, choking, choked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."
'We tape up sore ankles. We tape up sore wrists. We even tape up sore elbows. We do not, however, tape up sore throats.'
Tags:tape up, tape, tapes, taped, taped up, heal, healing, support, supporting, supported, sore ankle, sore ankles, sore, sore wrist, sore wrists, sore throat, sore throats, throat, throats, choke, choked, choking, chokes, sore elbows, sore elbow, stupid, idiot, idiotic, idiocy, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"That's fine, just take out the part where the chief executive had me by the throat."