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'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'
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'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
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In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'
'I have no idea why your throat hurts, but what I can do is write you a small fortune in prescriptions to help mask the symptoms.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.
"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
'I choked on a vitamin tablet.'
'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'
"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."
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"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."
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"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
Tags:heimlich, heimlich maneuver, heimlich manoeuvre, choke, chokes, choking, gag, gags, gagging, obstruction, airway obstruction, airway obstructions, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house staff, compliment, compliments, service, restaurant, restaurants, compliments to the chef, bad food, disappointing food
"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
"Sorry we were too late. We found this lodged in the cat's throat."
Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.
'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon
'I'm a doctor and I'd be glad to perform the heimlich maneuver on you if you call me to make an appointment and come in to fill out some forms first.'
Roger lands a recording contract after a ham sandwich gets stuck in his windpipe.
'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'
'This next tune goes out to anyone who's ever choked on a steak bone.'
'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'