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The Heimlich Maneuver
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'Relax, Scooterman I'm going to try the Heimlich maneuver, Unless the football is wedged in sideways, it should pop right out,'
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'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
"Dang! They stuck us with a guy with piercings again."
"I said 'blow' not 'suck'!"
"In other news, the 'nifty wifty symphony' toy is being recalled, because the music it plays can cause nearby adults to smash it into little bits, thus posing a choking hazard."
"Sorry we were too late. We found this lodged in the cat's throat."
'H&S say that turkey skins can be a 'coking risk'...but it's a lot more risky to leave it on the turkey!'
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Roger lands a recording contract after a ham sandwich gets stuck in his windpipe.
"We ordered way before they did."
'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'
"I love you so much, I could just eat you up."
"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."
'It's better to keep the second ball in your pocket.'
'A baby aspirin he can't swallow. A golf ball he can.'
'Dad, the baby has swallowed your nails.'
'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'
"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."
'He'll want you to try the Winelich maneuver first, instead of the Heimlich -- it brings up the food, but leaves the wine.'
'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'
Geez, Bob, can't you tell a decoy from the real thing?'
'What, Maurice from flat four choked to death on a cherry lollipop? Lucky devil! Cherry always was his favourite flavour!'
'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'
'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'