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"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'
Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'
'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'
"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."
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"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."
'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
'Trust me, I'm loaded with trans fats.'
"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"
'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'
'What about Trans Fats?!'
'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'